"McDreamy did the McNasty with a McHottie? That McBastard."
"So, what if what my dog loves to do most is lick his empty nutsac?"
"Billy Bob raised his can in the air and began to preach with the fervor that only a drunk, non-practicing Baptist can."
"This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while."
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people."
"Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new president, bitch."
relevant lyrical moment
Maroon 5: It Won't Be Soon Before Long The taste of her breath, I'll never get over; And the noises that she made kept me awake; The weight of the things that remain unspoken; Built up so much it crushed us everyday
"Change is never easy. You fight to hold on. You fight to let go."
"Things never turn out exactly the way you planned. I know they didn't with me. Still, like my father used to say, 'Traffic's traffic, you go where life takes you' and growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you're in diapers, the next you're gone, but the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a time a place, a particular fourth of July, the things that happened in that decade of war and change. I remember a house like a lot of houses, a yard like a lot of yards, on a street like a lot of other streets. I remember how hard it was growing up among people and places I loved. Most of all, I remember how hard it was to leave. And the thing is, after all these years I still look back in wonder."
"All of our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone that makes us complete. We choose partners and change partners. We dance to a song of heartbreak and hope. All the while wondering if somewhere, somehow, there's someone perfect who might be searching for us.
"When you're a little kid you're a bit of everything; Scientist, Philosopher, Artist. Sometimes it seems like growing up is giving these things up one at a time."
"I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had."
(Food for thought from The Wonder Years. God I miss that show)
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