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No, Really

  • Alltop, confirmation that I kick ass

randomly excellent quotes

  • "McDreamy did the McNasty with a McHottie? That McBastard."
  • "So, what if what my dog loves to do most is lick his empty nutsac?"
  • "Billy Bob raised his can in the air and began to preach with the fervor that only a drunk, non-practicing Baptist can."
  • "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while."
  • "Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, 'I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me.' Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off of people."

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12 May 2008

nothing to say today

just listening to nickelback  on repeat and crying my eyes out

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thought for the day

  • "Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new president, bitch."

relevant lyrical moment

  • Maroon 5 -

    Maroon 5: It Won't Be Soon Before Long
    The taste of her breath, I'll never get over; And the noises that she made kept me awake; The weight of the things that remain unspoken; Built up so much it crushed us everyday

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